- Pig-monkey hybrids are born alive in China in world first https://www.yahoo.com/news/pig-monkey-hybrids-are-born-alive-in-china-in-world-first-185550261.html 24 comments worldnews
- Ringleader of global monkey torture network, 'The Torture King', is charged https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-68716467 33 comments upliftingnews
- Monkey survives for two years after gene-edited pig kidney transplant. Survival time is one of the longest for any inter-species transplant — and moves pig organs closer to human use. https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-023-03176-2 55 comments science
- Boca Juniors fans arrested for imitating a monkey and making a Nazi gesture in the game against Corinthians today https://ge.globo.com/futebol/times/corinthians/noticia/2022/06/28/torcedor-do-boca-e-detido-por-imitar-macaco-no-jogo-contra-o-corinthians.ghtml 376 comments soccer
- Monkey in "bullet-proof" vest found dead after bloody cartel shootout in Mexico https://www.cbsnews.com/news/monkey-bullet-proof-vest-killed-deadly-narco-shootout-mexico/ 22 comments worldnews
- 'Dancing Monkey' Lindsey Graham Performs For Trump In 'Extraordinary' New Audio https://www.huffpost.com/entry/lindsey-graham-donald-trump-nyt-reporters_n_6274ca06e4b046ad0d7a3588 109 comments politics
- Musk’s Neuralink interface caused ‘extreme suffering’ in monkeys, doctors say https://on.rt.com/brl5 42 comments worldnews
- Trailer carrying about 100 monkeys crashes in Pennsylvania. One monkey is on the loose https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/22/us/pennsylvania-monkey-crash-trnd/index.html 13 comments nottheonion
- Don't approach lab monkey missing after crash, people told https://apnews.com/article/science-pennsylvania-monkeys-animals-fe5ddc03bba64ce62433f79b0ee7c6c3 29 comments nottheonion
- Two arrested after monkey funeral breaks India's Covid laws https://www.thenationalnews.com/world/asia/2022/01/11/two-arrested-after-monkey-funeral-breaks-indias-covid-laws/ 8 comments india
- Monkey wanders into airport VIP lounge in India https://www.upi.com/odd_news/2021/10/04/india-monkey-vip-lounge-bar-indira-gandhi-international-airport-delhi/4431633375616/ 7 comments india
- Texas Woman Feeding Hot Cheetos to Spider Monkey Inside El Paso Zoo Enclosure Fired From Job at Law Firm https://www.insideedition.com/texas-woman-feeding-hot-cheetos-to-spider-monkey-inside-el-paso-zoo-enclosure-fired-from-job-at-law 40 comments law
- Investigation after 'Nazi monkey' appears in Russian circus https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55646608?at_custom4=6dd62b64-55a3-11eb-b46f-3cc7923c408c&at_custom3=bbc+news&at_medium=custom7&at_campaign=64&at_custom2=facebook_page&at_custom1=%5Bpost+type%5D&fbclid=iwar3f11d28m1ko5kauioz22myayjzwhsf9n8hhsn_ppjownvjms5ppz5buy8 47 comments worldnews
- PETA releases footage of India 'wet markets' selling charred monkey hands and dogs waiting for slaughter. Warns that the 'wet markets', where live animals are sold, act as 'breeding grounds' for deadly diseases. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/horrifying-footage-shows-charred-monkey-22362336 2585 comments worldnews
- Super Bowl 50 - Mountain Dew: "Puppy Monkey Baby" (2016) https://youtu.be/nQcfK9EKfL4 13 comments nfl
- ‘Designed by clowns supervised by monkeys’: Boeing releases internal messages that disparage 737 MAX, regulators https://www.hindustantimes.com/business-news/boeing-releases-internal-messages-on-737-max-calls-them-completely-unacceptable/story-oowewwem4ilewsodquaeen.html 7 comments technology
- Missouri woman in legal battle to keep three emotional support monkeys https://us.cnn.com/2019/09/15/us/emotional-support-monkeys-texanne-mcbride-teahan-trnd/index.html 3 comments nottheonion
- India's Monkeys Keep Killing People, so Scientists Are Trying Radical New Sterilization Strategies https://gizmodo.com/indias-monkeys-keep-killing-people-so-scientists-are-t-1835014036 14 comments worldnews
- 11 Rhesus Monkeys were Genetically Engineered to Have Human Brain Genes https://www.sciencetimes.com/articles/20118/20190413/11-rhesus-monkeys-were-genetically-engineered-to-have-human-brain-genes.htm 4 comments nottheonion
- Chinese scientists give monkeys human brain genes in ‘morally risky’ experiment https://nationalpost.com/health/chinese-scientists-give-monkeys-human-brain-genes-in-morally-risky-experiment 70 comments worldnews
- Tucker Carlson: Iraqis Are ‘Semiliterate Primitive Monkeys’ https://www.thedailybeast.com/tucker-carlson-iraqis-are-semiliterate-primitive-monkeys 23 comments politics
- Photographer captures monkey recreating iconic ‘Lion King’ scene with baby https://globalnews.ca/news/4580687/lion-king-monkey-baby-photographer/ 3 comments nottheonion
- Daily Caller reporter: Cannot defend DeSantis 'monkey' comment in ‘any way’ http://thehill.com/hilltv/rising/404388-daily-caller-reporter-cannot-defend-desantis-monkey-comment-in-any-way 57 comments politics
- Computer monkey https://my.mixtape.moe/snpviw.png 6 comments blender
- During JUVE v RMA game on Tuesday, there were monkey noises directed at either Marcelo or Cuadrado. https://ok.ru/video/788133382743?fromtime=2290 23 comments soccer
- VW seeks delay in U.S. trial after lawyer references monkey testing, Hitler https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-volkswagen-emissions/vw-seeks-delay-in-u-s-trial-after-lawyer-references-monkey-testing-hitler-iduskbn1fn00f 164 comments worldnews
- Scientists Say Japanese Monkeys Are Having 'Sexual Interactions' With Deer : The Two-Way : NPR https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/12/15/571175252/scientists-say-japanese-monkeys-are-having-sexual-interactions-with-deer 20 comments nottheonion
- Iran says it has successfully sent a monkey into space for the second time this year as part of a programme aimed at manned space flight http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-25378313 14 comments worldnews
- Some Monkeys Have Conversations That Resemble Ours http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2013/10/monkey-conversations-language-origins/ 7 comments science
- As habitat is destroyed, endangered cats and monkeys may retreat to swamps http://news.mongabay.com/2013/0502-hance-primates-mangroves.html 14 comments science
- Leading Paraguayan Presidential candidate compares gay people with monkeys | El Mundo (Spanish) http://www.elmundo.es/america/2013/04/12/noticias/1365798417.html 3 comments worldnews
- Remarkable new monkey discovered in remote Congo forest; only 2nd new African primate discovered in 28 years http://news.mongabay.com/2012/0912-hance-lesula.html 332 comments science
- NBC forced to apologize after airing an advertisement of a monkey doing gymnastics right after Gabby Douglass' victory http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2183284/gabby-douglas-nbc-forced-apologise-ad-features-monkey-doing-gymnastics-right-after-victory.html?ico=most_read_module 17 comments politics
- Iran To Launch Monkey And Spy Satellite Into Space - International Digital Times http://www.idigitaltimes.com/articles/10581/20120802/iran-monkey-spy-satellite-nuclear-war-space.htm 3 comments worldnews
- Researchers have discovered the skull of a 29 million-year-old animal that could be a common ancestor of Old World monkeys and apes, including humans. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science+environment-10633640 22 comments science
- In praise of superficial beauty (a follow-up to OpenSSL monkey rant about code quality) http://www.hatfulofhollow.com/posts/code/reading-code.html 92 comments programming
- Japanese scientists create transgenic monkeys http://news.smh.com.au/breaking-news-world/world-first-japanese-scientists-create-transgenic-monkeys-20090528-bntw.html# 3 comments science
- Man At Palin Rally Displays Monkey Doll wearing Obama Sticker http://www.crooksandliars.com/john-amato/man-palin-rally-displays-monkey-doll-we 3 comments reddit.com
- The deputy mayor of the Indian capital New Delhi has died after being attacked by wild monkeys at his home http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/10/22/wmonkey122.xml 31 comments reddit.com
- What is it about the 2008 presidential race that forces candidates to perform like the lowest, scraggliest, street-hungriest organ grinder monkeys the world has ever seen? http://www.alternet.org/story/51337 4 comments reddit.com